It made sense for a ton of reasons, but there was one that stood out to me: I always claim to appreciate my fans and their support, and I do.
Well, if that’s true, why not prove it by giving something back to them, something truly free that provides real value?
We get back to my place and our clothes are off before we even get in the door. At 21, I was possibly the worst person in existence.
I had no regard for the feelings of others, I was narcissistic and self-absorbed to the point of psychotic delusion, and I saw other people only as a means to my happiness and not as humans worthy of respect and consideration.
No other writer gives books away for free, but so what? So I put my money where my mouth is I’m giving the ebook of my fourth book away, for free, as a thank you to my fans for buying my first three books and supporting me as a writer. Only the ebook is free: Because of the wonderful nature of digital media, it doesn’t cost me anything when someone downloads an ebook, so I can give it away for free.
But I do have to charge for things that create an out of pocket expense for me, so the audio book and physical book for material that is in the free ebook.2.The ex-girlfriend of four years I previously spoke about was very sexually conservative.It was missionary in the dark and then straight to sleep, with maybe a blowjob on the weekends if she’d had a few glasses of wine with dinner (it was a high school relationship, I didn’t know any better).If you’re an old fan who’s read all those already, you can just skip to the second section of new, free material. The Good Stuff From I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell: “Tucker tries buttsex, hilarity does not ensue” From Assholes Finish First: “Tucker goes to campout, owns Duke nerds” From Hilarity Ensues: “Sexting with Tucker Max” The Leftovers Tucker goes to Muslim wedding, drinks anyway Nantucket Sucks Fuck the fucking headboard The Junior Stories Some glimpses into my childhood The Marley Stories Dude, we are drinking too much I scored at The Swamp!Tucker goes to doctor, hilarity ensues The Blowjob Interludes The Fat Girl Leftovers Girl determined to fuck Tucker Funny Odds and Ends Tucker debates postmodernism, wrestles midgets The DBA Story Homeless people are good for something Boyfriend copies Tucker The time I got arrested at O’Hare Airport My real life law school application essay Special Bonus: More Sling Blade Stuff More books by Tucker Max THE GOOD STUFFFROM : TUCKER TRIES BUTTSEX, HILARITY DOES NOT ENSUE Occurred, Summer 1997I spent the summer between my second and third years of college suckling on the parental teat in South Florida.I have no excuse for what I did; it was wrong, and I regret it.Even though I normally revel in my outlandish behavior, sometimes even I cross the line, and this is one of those situations…but of course, I’m still going to write about it.]This was going to be my first time foraging in the ass forest, and I wanted to have a reminder of my trip, a memento I could carry with me the rest of my life…so I decided to film us.Another problem was that this last 50k words was, at least in my opinion, not as good as the stuff that in my first three books.Don’t get me wrong, the stories are funny and worth reading for a laugh, but I think they are pretty clearly a step down from most of the stuff in my first three books.What does it say about how fucked up my life is that I don’t consider these stories to be extraordinary anymore?Anyway, while most of my stories from that summer may not be extraordinary for me, there is one very notable exception…I was seeing one girl, “Jaime,” about twice a week.